Schizophrenic coffee

Jaime wants a cappuccino.

Jaime cannot have a cappuccino.

Because I am in control now, and I have created the new law, which states that we only drink black coffee, and save our calories for more authentic treats such as chocolate fudge cake, spaghetti bolognese, and apple crumble. You do not question the law as it is stated by me.

I have spoken.